adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”
me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY
I just want:
- perfect skin
- perfect teeth
- perfect weight
- cute relationship
- lots of money
- a big house
is that too much to ask
sorry for making you fall in love with me then ignoring you
People who remain calm in stressful situations tend to have higher rates of depression
— (via psych-facts)
- people: so what kind of music do you like?
- me: ugh it's not that simple
with father and boyfriend at family dinner
- me: Can you please pass the butter, Daddy?
- father and boyfriend at same time: Okay.