Last Unicorn

deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

i a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.

nitrqin:

I just want:

  • perfect skin
  • perfect teeth
  • perfect weight
  • cute relationship
  • lots of money
  • a big house

is that too much to ask

blackturtleneckgirl:

sorry for making you fall in love with me then ignoring you

People who remain calm in stressful situations tend to have higher rates of depression

— (via psych-facts)
  • people: so what kind of music do you like?
  • me: ugh it's not that simple

with father and boyfriend at family dinner

  • me: Can you please pass the butter, Daddy?
  • father and boyfriend at same time: Okay.
happy happy